Merch

Are you tired of getting bullied at family get togethers?
Sick of your girlfiend’s boyfriend drinking all the milk in your refrigerator?
Well it’s probably because you wear garbage clothing on your garbage little body.

FOR ONLY 1% OFF you can not only look cool, but feel cool.

My merch is 100% made out of Canadian Alpaca Shark Teeth and it’s quite possibly flame resistant too.
I’ve got hoodies, I’ve got shirts, I’ve got hats.
And did I mention the entire store is 1% off? O that’s right I did, because it’s basically free!

So don’t be not smart, it’s simple math. Get your merch, while supplies last.

Use the discount code BASICALLYFREE at checkout.

Your order will be freshly printed for you. That’s why delivery times may vary. You will always receive an estimate on your delivery time during the checkout process and we will keep you informed of the progress of your order after. You can always log into your account to check the status of your order. If you have not received your order after 21 days, please click here to send us a message, so we can take care of this for you!